TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
(Source: addelburgh, via avonsd0pe)
Why did they call it the dark ages???
Because there were so many knights!
(Source: drunktrophywife, via avonsd0pe)
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
when the joker think’s you’re fucked up, you are really really fucked up.
(Source: thedeathmerchant, via shots-onthehoodofmycar)