vagisodium:

another-random-tumblr:

channelfrederator:

absolutely terrifying

Bart is hot

you people will literally fuck anything

(Source: supergoldenblacksunshine, via fuckthisimadinosaur)

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

(Source: nerdreamer, via fuckthisimadinosaur)

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

(Source: teresaferreira, via avonsd0pe)

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mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

(Source: addelburgh, via avonsd0pe)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via coltonimorethegreat)

drunktrophywife:

drunktrophywife:

Why did they call it the dark ages???

Because there were so many knights!

(Source: drunktrophywife, via avonsd0pe)

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

(via avonsd0pe)

heliolisk:

waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
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(via avonsd0pe)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via sodamnrelatable)

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

image

(via coltonimorethegreat)

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

(via shots-onthehoodofmycar)

23devil:

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

image

when the joker think’s you’re fucked up, you are really really fucked up.

(Source: thedeathmerchant, via shots-onthehoodofmycar)

sodamnrelatable:

Look at these animals being complete jerks!

 

(Source: crunchier)